Monday, January 10, 2011

Top Ten Repercussions If Seattle Wins The Super Bowl


  1. The Seahawks will be eligible for relocation to Oklahoma City
  2. The Seahawks will receive a 2 year postseason ban and will be forced to forfeit all wins for this season and the Vince Lombardi Trophy
  3. Marshawn Lynch will get to go to Disneyland and go beast mode on Mickey and friends
  4. Texas A&M will get a share of the Vince Lombardi Trophy for all of the 12th man help
  5. Matt Hasselbeck will replace his sister in-law Elizabeth Hasselbeck on the View but will have to sit out due to a mysterious hip injury
  6. Charlie Whitehurst will retire from football, reunite with his brothers and release another Bee Gees album
  7. Pete Carroll will post the first winning season for the Seahawks since 2007
  8. Paul the Octopus will be right again
  9. Barack Obama will have a Starbucks Summit at the White House when they go to visit
  10. The Seahawks mascot, Blitz, will be found guilty for planning the Aflockalypse, stating he did it because he wanted to be the only bird left in the sky
  11. Microsoft will come out with a special Seattle Seahawks X-Box 360 that will only play half of the time