- The Seahawks will be eligible for relocation to Oklahoma City
- The Seahawks will receive a 2 year postseason ban and will be forced to forfeit all wins for this season and the Vince Lombardi Trophy
- Marshawn Lynch will get to go to Disneyland and go beast mode on Mickey and friends
- Texas A&M will get a share of the Vince Lombardi Trophy for all of the 12th man help
- Matt Hasselbeck will replace his sister in-law Elizabeth Hasselbeck on the View but will have to sit out due to a mysterious hip injury
- Charlie Whitehurst will retire from football, reunite with his brothers and release another Bee Gees album
- Pete Carroll will post the first winning season for the Seahawks since 2007
- Paul the Octopus will be right again
- Barack Obama will have a Starbucks Summit at the White House when they go to visit
- The Seahawks mascot, Blitz, will be found guilty for planning the Aflockalypse, stating he did it because he wanted to be the only bird left in the sky
- Microsoft will come out with a special Seattle Seahawks X-Box 360 that will only play half of the time
